Wee Man: Mum, you have a very nice tummy.
Me: Do I?
Wee Man: Yeah. It's not fat and it's not thin. It's medium.
Yay, muffin tops! Yay, middle age spread!
You see I can't go on a diet. If I do I will be a bad Mum that gives bad cuddles.
|No, this isn't my muffin top.|